Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Wow, think if we just have been dead wrong here...


- It is just an illusion that Floorball brings on skills to any level Hockey player - softball or cricket is way better
- And no it is not an inclusive sport - players of different abilities can not play together. Sports where the first players going through the growth spurt or puberty to get substantial physical advantages provides the best selection of athletes through a well proven selection process - the weakest players must be tossed out first. Short Term Athletic Development is the best idea.
- Floorball can not be considered to be an constructive activity at all - what is the point with plastics? - to violently beat up people is the most honorable activity in many sports
- It is not comparable safe - all helmet equipped sports must be deemed safer since the players appear very well protected - heavy and hard balls must be preferred since we better know where they are in a better way since we must pay hard attention.
- Cost efficient? All equipment must be shipped in from over seas and to build a gym or a parking place costs a fortune
- It is not fun - not at all - it is instead borderline boring - and it has nothing to do with intrinsic motivation to create hard play.
- The work-out would be much enhanced if one team would sit down as the other team play - but most players should stand still most of the time too - things must be done as they always have been done. This is the right and traditional way to fight childhood obesity and million of kids are doing it this way, already! Therefore it is right.

Just think if we were wrong - just think if change only occurred in Silicon Valley and never in PE? Just think if this blog was just a big mistake. Just think if all development driven Sport Journalists would realize this. If they could they should advice us to stop this blog now.

As we tossed down these lines of parody - we started to wonder what is parody or not? Do you know? Scary huh?
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Caution

Research suggest that eye-injuries are more common in Floorball as compared to Tennis, but less common as compared to Squash (similar to Racquetball).
To minimize this risk of injury Floorballcentral recommend: Use certified protective eye-wear (mandated in many European areas for the youth). Do not lay down on the court. Follow the rules strict on stick height.

Also if you get addicted to this sport - do not blame us!