Friday, September 13, 2013

How to Dong-Bomb a Sport Bar with Floorball


This is a recipe on how to Dong-Bomb a Sport Bar with Floorball

Ingredients
You need a big well frequented Sports bar with one big flatscreen
A Floorball team - both male and female players mix best
A reasonable Bar owner
A wifi connection at the Sports Bar
And finally a Google Chromecast and a good smart phone.
For extra festivity feeling some flags jerseys and nice drinks might be handy.

The Dong-Bomb is prepared like this.

Talk nicely to the reasonable Bar owner, book a table in advance and tell the Bar owner that you insist to connect your own sport up onto the big flat screen.
Go to the Sports Bar when many other people are there - take with you as many as you may from your own Floorball team.
Connect the Google Chromecast to the largest flat screen you may find.
Tune in on your smart phone and pull up some of the WFC finals that IFF has posted on YouTube - not the short clips - but maybe the male finals (big audiences works well) from 2010 and 2012.
Use, the flag an pretend like you have never seen these finals before. Swing your glasses.

Your Dong-Bomb of a Sports Bar is done and you have made new in roads for Floorball.

Hepp!
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Caution

Research suggest that eye-injuries are more common in Floorball as compared to Tennis, but less common as compared to Squash (similar to Racquetball).
To minimize this risk of injury Floorballcentral recommend: Use certified protective eye-wear (mandated in many European areas for the youth). Do not lay down on the court. Follow the rules strict on stick height.

Also if you get addicted to this sport - do not blame us!