Wednesday, August 28, 2013

UPDATED How to language bomb on Twitter


UPDATE!!!
Guess WHO TOOK OUR ADVICE BELOW JUST AS IN A SILVER SPOON?

THE IFF THEMSELVES - SO NOW PLEASE DO THE SAME YOU TOO - HAVE BIG CLUBS, FEDERATIONS AND LEAGUES TO TWEET FLOORBALL IN ENGLISH - SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE CARE ABOUT THE WORLD (and the Olympics)

Still too many Sandbox people on twitter are just acting like native idiots on Twitter as it comes to Floorball.

Tweet after Tweet; from big clubs, and others like leagues, and federations come sailing in the native language and with using the native tongue only.

Hey Twitter is a global tool. Bad vibes babe if we want to grow this thing...

OK here is our prescription for a bomb action:
A) A Floorball Tweet comes up on a native tongue in your stream with native crazy hashtags like #IBSUMMER - fully non-comprehensible by any English spoken person
B) You hit the reply button
C) Translate the native Tweet into English - Replace all bad native sandbox hashtags with the clean english #Floorball
D) Add the word please
E) Hit send
F) You have now done a good deed, you have now embarrassed the nut behind the native tweet in a positive way and you have now spread knowledge about Floorball to so many more.
G) Bomb Away
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Caution

Research suggest that eye-injuries are more common in Floorball as compared to Tennis, but less common as compared to Squash (similar to Racquetball).
To minimize this risk of injury Floorballcentral recommend: Use certified protective eye-wear (mandated in many European areas for the youth). Do not lay down on the court. Follow the rules strict on stick height.

Also if you get addicted to this sport - do not blame us!